Yeah. Wait a minute. It's the guy from TV. My kid's
hero...Cruddy...Crummy...Krusty the Clown!

-- Homer Simpson
Krusty Gets Busted
"How's he in the mysterious senses department?"
-- Gaspode the wonder dog
(Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)
In seventy years
Of brushin' soap on
Gramps coulda painted
The pentagon
Use brushless
Burma-Shave (1949)
The ducks in St James's Park are so used to being fed bread by secret
agents meeting clandestinely that they have developed their own Pavlovian
reaction. Put a St James's Park duck in a laboratory cage and show it a
picture of two men -- one usually wearing a coat with a fur collar, the
other something sombre with a scarf -- and it'll look up expectantly.
-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."
-- Albert Einstein